...your clothes take up twice as much room as your wife's.
...you have a storage locker nobody knows about.
...your mom or sister always seemed to be losing her panties in the wash.
...you came out of your first drag show thinking "What fun, I gotta DO that!"
...you find yourself brushing your trousers down under your butt as you sit down.
...you're always careful not to put a run in the legs of your jeans.
...you have long thick hair and tell people you play in a rock band they never heard of.
...your ears are triple pierced.
...your legs are shaved, but you never learned to ride a bicycle.
...men's shoes feel strange to walk in.
...you feel naked in loose comfortable clothing.
...you always keep a T-shirt on in the pool.
...you buy nail polish remover by the case.
...you douse yourself all over with men's cologne to cover other aromas.
...you don't own any jockey shorts or boxers either.
...you've changed your birth name to Lee, Leslie, Sidney, Lindsey, or something else unisex.
...you turn around when somebody calls "Excuse me, ma'am..."
...you're just as interested in what women are wearing as in women themselves.
...you think women look sexier in underwear than they do with nothing on at all.
...you keep all the blinds down day and night.
...you have a very high wall around your back yard.
...you never answer the door unless they call first.
...you do most of your shopping in a town far away.
,,,you take an extra suitcase on business trips.
...you have two driver's licenses.
...the floor mat of your car has little holes dug in it near the pedals.
All additions welcome!
