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    You Might Be a Crossdresser If...

    ...your clothes take up twice as much room as your wife's.

    ...you have a storage locker nobody knows about.

    ...your mom or sister always seemed to be losing her panties in the wash.

    ...you came out of your first drag show thinking "What fun, I gotta DO that!"

    ...you find yourself brushing your trousers down under your butt as you sit down.

    ...you're always careful not to put a run in the legs of your jeans.

    ...you have long thick hair and tell people you play in a rock band they never heard of.

    ...your ears are triple pierced.

    ...your legs are shaved, but you never learned to ride a bicycle.

    ...men's shoes feel strange to walk in.

    ...you feel naked in loose comfortable clothing.

    ...you always keep a T-shirt on in the pool.

    ...you buy nail polish remover by the case.

    ...you douse yourself all over with men's cologne to cover other aromas.

    ...you don't own any jockey shorts or boxers either.

    ...you've changed your birth name to Lee, Leslie, Sidney, Lindsey, or something else unisex.

    ...you turn around when somebody calls "Excuse me, ma'am..."

    ...you're just as interested in what women are wearing as in women themselves.

    ...you think women look sexier in underwear than they do with nothing on at all.

    ...you keep all the blinds down day and night.

    ...you have a very high wall around your back yard.

    ...you never answer the door unless they call first.

    ...you do most of your shopping in a town far away.

    ,,,you take an extra suitcase on business trips.

    ...you have two driver's licenses.

    ...the floor mat of your car has little holes dug in it near the pedals.

    All additions welcome!
    Last edited by Lori Ann Westlake; 04-18-2022 at 03:56 AM.

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    …You know all of the latest OPI nail polish colors
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    When you own more nylons than your SO.

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    When you know that "denier" has another meaning other than someone who denies something.
    When you've always preferred "Maxim" to "Playboy"
    Last edited by Kris Burton; 04-18-2022 at 06:27 AM. Reason: added another one!

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    Your surf the web while waiting for your nails to dry.

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    ... when your response to any compliment is "Why Thank-You."
    ... you miss the weather report because you are focused on the meteorologist's dress.
    ... you gaze at the woman walking in front of you thinking of how you can walk like that.

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    When you have way more panties then your wife and just ordered more
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    ...You're wife is always borrowing your earrings
    ...You're wife asks you to do Her makeup
    ...You're nails always have at least clear polish on them
    I don't wear women's clothes, I wear MY clothes !

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    If you spent more time in a Brownie and Girl Scout dress than you did in your boy scout uniform !

    If you have worn your wifes full and half slips way more than she has in the last 15 years !

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    You know your clothing sizes in women's sizing.
    You like wearing lace trimmed clothing more than denim.
    Your wife/SO wants you to join her for a girls' day out.
    It's never too late to enjoy a happy childhood.
    Live each day as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
    I'm finding the more feminine side of me...and I ❤️ this adventure.

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    If you have more knowledge of womens clothing than most other guys.

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    If you have nail polish (gel)on your fingers more than your wife!
    or all the time...

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    When you know all the names of makeup lipsticks and clothes

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    If:

    You keep measuring yourself to see if you could justify an A cup bra.

    You scour the sexy lingerie websites looking for small cup bras in large band sizes.

    You pluck up the courage to order your bras, dreading that they will contact you to query the order.

    You pace up and down waiting for the delivery, fearful that it will go to next-door.

    You rip the package open, and are in heaven adjusting the straps etc.

    You don a tee shirt which shows that you are wearing a bra.

    You immediately scan the web for chicken fillets and more bras with deeper bands, underwires & padded cups.

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    If you?re reading this dressed completely as a woman!

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    If you can hook/unhook your bra faster than your wife can.

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    You run the "Fashion" category while watching Jeopardy.

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    Well done! Keep 'em going, folks!

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    You say "YAAAAAAS, girl!" when replying in the affirmative to just about everyone, male or female.

    (Ummmm... is that just me??)

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    If you reply to a You Might Be a Crossdresser If thread.

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    When you buy a rolling tool bag for your femme clothes instead of a proper suitcase.

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    You have reinterpreted Home Depots motto of You Can Do It, We Can Help as open invitation to use their family restroom to change genders.

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    ...you get home from work and put on your bra, forms, and a skirt. (Me every day)
    I just want to be me, and be happy.

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    ...your wife borrows something femme of yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karren Hutton View Post
    You have reinterpreted Home Depots motto of You Can Do It, We Can Help as open invitation to use their family restroom to change genders.
    Now that there, is funny!

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    You go to clean out your closet and realize you have more skirts and dresses than your regular pants.

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