1. Left the house wearing the cute dangling earrings with the feathers, something no male would wear.
2. Again left for work, forgetting to remove my pink nail polish. Fortunately, I had some solvents in the car and was quickly able to remove it before walking in to work.
3. One of the women at work spotted my ad on plentyoffish; put together the approximate
area, age, physical description, and type of profession, and assumed it was me. Which of course it was, but I managed to behave surprised enough, for doubt to get into her and her friend's mind, and I never heard about it again. I deleted that ad a couple of days later.