I had a bit of home alone time today and decided to put on my hip pads as I hadn't worn them in quite a while. Now I have to add at this point since the pandemic I've lost pretty much all of my old beer belly to the point were I'm close to having that flat front from the under bust line down. I've got into the best femme shape I've been in for many a year.
So add hip pads to the mix and what I see looking back at me fills me with a really warm glow. Even if I say so myself it's a convincing look. I can't wait for the chance to take it out and about which will be in November giving me more time to get everything just so.
So yeah, OK, I admit it. I'm feeling just a little bit smug with myself. Who wouldn't?
