For those of us who can't be out, where do you stash your things and any experiences on "Never do's"
Sabine
For those of us who can't be out, where do you stash your things and any experiences on "Never do's"
Sabine
I have an area of the basement that I keep somewhat purposely looking disorganized that I keep some containers of clothes. Also my wife knows and hates that I dress so she really does not go snooping, she doesn't want to see.
What is your situation, single, married big place small place who might see your stuff and how much do you have?
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Last edited by DianeT; 10-04-2022 at 12:38 PM.
I don’t have a hidden stash, but I do have a small bit of a large wardrobe were I squeeze in my few remaining male clothes.
plenty of stories here, including mine, where we thought we had the perfect hiding place - and we were all wrong.
it was bad getting found out, but its better now that its out.
Mine is in a section of the office closet. That closet pretty much is used for assorted clothing so nothing stands out as unusual if anybody (a guest) should happen to look in there.
Jenn A --- nothing fancy, just me.
Well, back in the day, as the saying goes I used to keep everything in an old speaker box deep in the attic.
Another time it was in a box in the trunk behind the spare tire. That was when trunks were big.
So glad those days are over and everything is in the closet and I'm not.
I don't wear women's clothes, I wear MY clothes !
In a box inside a window air conditioner?.Drat?you were not referring to that stash. (Apologies to Dexter fans)
I never really had a hidden stash.
Kim, I read that first sentence and immediately thought Dexter, then read the rest. Lol
Mine is in a couple of boxes in the loft.
My wife has only been into the loft 3 times in the 20 years we?ve lived in our house.
It?s only a matter of time I suppose??..
I have my stuff hidden as my wife is NOT supportive and I could never tell her. I can't divulge secrets or I'd have to kill you My wife and I have seperate walk in closets and baths, so that helps. Most stuff is kinda hidden in plain sight, or where only a handyman or me would look.
Roxie
Just starting and lots to learn. Enjoying letting my girl out.
I'm not in this position, my wife is OK wth my CDing and my stuff is in plain view in the closet of our guest room. If you must hide though I suggest selecting a place where not only people may find your stash, but pets. A few weeks ago my dog somehow found a pair of my pink panties and was parading around the house with them. My wife caught up with the dog and took them away, bringing them to me. She said - "I'm glad I know of your dressing otherwise we would be having a very different conversation right now!"
So, to avoid THAT conversation, select your place wisely.
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In my closet hanging right next to my male clothes.
Amanda
When I had a ?stash?(mainly panties ,a bra and hose) , it was the very bottom of my underwear drawer, pushed to the back , and in a small duffel bag that had a million guitar/ audio cables. Now , hanging clothes are in the closet and also one of those portable racks , jeans are mixed with my guy jeans, lingerie , bras and hose have their own mini dresser , exercise gear is with my guy gym clothes and panties 2/3 of a drawer with my guy underwear( don?t know why I have more than 1 pair for Dr visits). Basically, it?s all mixed but I know where things are , as does my wife.
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I was so creative (I thought), had this area in the loft where only I went, all my stuff was stashed there, I used to take great care to put it all away and yet my wife still stumbled across it one day when I wasn't there, she was looking for something and found way more than she bargained for, but the strange thing is she never said anything to me for several years and tried very hard (unbeknown to me) to catch me in the act
Catch me she did and that was when she told me she knew, a day I dreaded and yet a massive weight lifted because then there was no need to hide all my things
I have a rolling tool bag that Jade lives in. The overflow is in a tote in the back of my SUV. I dress while at work when free time avails.
Inside a lock up garage I used to rent away from home and workplace was 1 of best .Worst a record storage box and sports bags on top of wardrobe. Both discovered by parents and wife respectively. Favourite was a wardrobe in my mothers home. In plain sight for Debbie time at the weekend. Now forever gone unfortunately.
I have a built in wardrobe which was without shelving etc in it. I decided as a project I would put shelving in the bottom half, full width.
It just happened that I also built a false back to those shelves, so the bottom 4 shelves finish 5 inches short of the wardrobe back, touching the false back, and the top shelf goes all the way to the back, creating a 5 inch deep hidden compartment that's only accessible if you take everything off the top shelf and lift it up in a certain way.
I don't expect it to be discovered. There's no reason for anybody to dig that deep into my belongings.
All my female clothes are in the loft in storage boxes.
My wife knows I dress, but doesn?t want to see me dressed or
female clothes in my side of the wardrobe.
All the boxes are stored away from the usual loft stuff such as luggage & Christmas Decorations.
My wife never goes up in the loft, but my step-sons do sometimes do so to
store their stuff as neither has a loft.
When I was in the RN I used to keep my fem cloths in a locked tool box. Never got found. We had a great Snap on tool kit on my section, so no one ever needed to used my personal tool box.
I'm a "closet dresser". Now that my daughter moved out, Sherry fills every closet in the house!
U can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect to enjoy life to the max. When u try new things, even if they r out of your comfort zone, u may experience new excitement and growth that u never expected.
Challenge yourself and pursue your passions! When your life clock runs out, you'll have few or NO REGRETS!
I keep my panties in my undie drawer next to my one pair of tighty whities. Everything else resides behind an HVAC duct in my closet.
Honoring the woman within
I have 3 large Plastic bins with lids I slide under my bed My bed is 18 inches off the floor, so there is plenty of space.
I have a trunk that locks and a unused cupboard in the basement. It is getting too small, so I will have to develop a better scheme.
My wife knows and supports, so I don't have to hide from her. Kids are another story. I don't want them to know, and so hide from them. There's some things hidden in plain sight, in drawers in our bedroom where my wife might keep some things too. Her sizes aren't that different than mine, so it's believable. Right now, there's a very pretty white skirt sitting folded on top of a dresser in our bedroom. My wife and I got it together, for both of us to wear. The kids have seen her wear it, so they associate it with her, not me.
I do have a stash of things that could never be hers (think; size 11 shoes, when she's a 7.5). That's deep in a storage closet in the garage, behind a lot of other crap. I have an easy-ish way of getting to it when I need to, but if you don't know how to do it, it's a pain to get to it. It works. Well, I think it works. The kids haven't said anything
DianeT you're hysterical
[edit] Karren reminded me with her post below; when I was young, I got caught by my mother and read the riot act. My stash was in a stupid place (underneath mattress). She tossed what little I had. So, when I managed to re-acquire some pantyhose, they went into a bad and into a ventilation duct in my bedroom. If it had ever been found, I would have known.
Last edited by JulieC; 10-05-2022 at 06:54 PM.