We have a secluded backyard. It has trees at the back and some in the yard that block things. Also the design of the house shield the patio and deck.
So the other morning I am out sitting on the patio looking at my tablet. It's a nice warm, balmy morning and I have on a black Alfani knee length, short sleeve nightgown, black pantyhose and black flats.
All of a sudden I see a female utility worker in her mid 30's walking across the backyard with some type of scanner. She clearly sees me and with a coy smile announces she is checking fiber optic signals.
Clearly busted, I see no reason to bolt and expose more, so I continue to sit there as the worker does her scans. My only hope is that she is a contract worker from out of state and not some local person.
My wife found it amusing and asked if I had kept my legs together.