I broke my nose on Wednesday. Technically I tripped over my feet and did a face plant. I have a pic, but I think it is R rated.
I've been calling plastic surgeons to fix my nose, and I'm surprised how many sub-specialties there are in plastic surgeries. There's everything from Brazilian butt lift to eyes, nose, face, hands and busts. I have left a message at a plastic surgeon and got a call back. The funny part of the conversation is below:
Her: You left a message and I'm calling you back. We can't help you because we only do breast surgery.
Me: Damn. I always wanted breast surgery.
Some medical discussion, including referrals to someone who does nose surgery.
Her: Well, if you ever need breast surgery, you found the place.
Me: OK, thanks. I always wanted 38 DDs.
Her: [a little laugh]
Now, I can't say I've never dreamed about BA, even though I'm not sure that I would ever go through with it, for multiple reasons.
Funny conversation, but was it just banter, or does she "know"?