Just thought this was funny. I did a few favours for a company and they invited me to a boat dinner and dance night. Of course my wife had to borrow a dress from me and not to mention a half bra. It was a warm night but on the lake it was getting windy and cooler. We were invited to other functions with this company and knew a few couples. At one point my wife whispered in my ear that her legs are frozen and for me to give her my pantyhose. I gave her a strange look and went to the men's room and took them off and snuck them to her. I guess women are very observant because when she came back to the table a women told her that it was very smart of her to have brought a pair of pantyhose with her. When we were driving home I kept bothering her on how Maria made her look smart.