Ok, I have bought, like, 30 pairs of shoes and boots since July, probably equal to the total of mens footwear I have bought in my lifetime...well, you can never have too many shoes, right?
Every time I buy groceries, I buy pantihose, thigh-highs or knee-highs...ok.... I have been plucking my eyebrows, nobody notices... I have been keeping gel on my nails and keeping them filed, that's nice...I rush home every day at lunch to catch the mail and see what presents have arrived from e-Bay, but now you girls have taken it too far. I woke up this morning and somebody painted my toenails!!! ...not the nice clear gel that I have been putting on them! NO! bright, deep, glittery red... !! And they won't be seen because I have a parcel waiting at the post office, and I think it is my thigh-high boots!! How am I going to concentrate this morning on receivables and budgets, yuck..(I think the toenails were inspired by a nice deep grey slightly glittery pair of high heels that arrived two days ago). Life was simpler before... sigh...wenda well, off to the post office at lunch, rip home, try on the boots...