one tequila, two tequila, three tequila......floor!!!!

**Kieron Andrew** · 07-01-2006, 11:22 AM

Do you know something?

I really thought it was Genetic men that were the most unaccepting of us transmen and women?

I couldnt have been more wrong if i tried............i went out the other night with a few of my friends (MTFs) to a club, where we were having a right old time, as the night progressed on, i got talking to a guy at the bar and his rather drunk mate, this drunk mate of his offered to buy me a drink, so i said 'i'll have what your having?', knowing full well his was drinking tequila shots!, he looked at me rather gone out and said 'but girls cant handle this stuff?', i whispered in his ear 'im not all that you seem buddy'......with that he lined up two shots each of tequila which i put down in seconds, seeing him struggle on the second on, i asked if he needed assistance, so he downed it quick smart, almost throwing up in the process!, at this point i said to him, 'remember i said im not all that i seem?' he nodded, i said actually im a guy and my name is Kieron, well it was hillarious the poor guy nearly fainted and his mates were in stitches just watching it all........after that, all night I was receiving manly handshakes and hugs, and offers of beer lol, but the poor guy who i drank under the table had his pride dented which was so funny cos all his mates could do was wind him up something rotten lol

Seriously made night i can tell you!!, i even got told i could go on a guys night out anytime i wanted lol

**Ryan** · 07-01-2006, 01:54 PM

You go bro....

**Joy Carter** · 07-01-2006, 02:04 PM

I saw a "chick" drink a lad under the table once and she was just over a hundred pounds. They were tossing five once glasses of beer down in record time. She did however have to go to the rest room more often but she won the match.

Kieron you can down a bumper or two with me anytime Mate !

**Kristen Kelly** · 07-01-2006, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Joy Carter

I saw a "chick" drink a lad under the table once and she was just over a hundred pounds. They were tossing five once glasses of beer down in record time. She did however have to go to the rest room more often but she won the match.

Kieron you can down a bumper or two with me anytime Mate !

[SIZE="3"]This post made me remember July 3,1993, gf had a serious drinking problem, and wanted to stop so kept all alcohol away from her. That day found her bottle, told her if she wanted to drink we'd drink together, got 2 6 oz juice glasses and ice and proceded to do 4 "TALL" Vodka on the rocks, I passed out while she finished the bottle. She didn't like what I did, but she did see how bad she looked. Still a light weight to this day, that was the last time I got drunk.[/SIZE]

**CaptLex** · 07-01-2006, 03:57 PM

I can usually keep up with the guys and even out-do a few of them depending on what I'm drinking, but tequila tends to sneak up on me. I'll be fine for a while and then suddenly, "boom" it hits me right smack in the middle of the forehead - out of nowhere.

**Julie Avery** · 07-01-2006, 06:31 PM

Pirates should stick to rum

**Toyah** · 07-01-2006, 07:03 PM

Good for you sounds like you can really hold your own in a drinking contest

**Tamara Croft** · 07-01-2006, 07:20 PM

Gosh, sounds like me at sparkle.... one shot..... two shots... three shots... four shots.... lol

**Kieron Andrew** · 07-01-2006, 08:15 PM

Thing is it wasnt a drinking contest cos he gave up after 3.....i wanted to go on and in fact i just did carry on lol, what shocked him more i think was that i identify as male when he serious thought i was female, thats what spun his head out for the rest of the evening when his mates so got it and we're calling me kieron, he, him all evening!!! and they were telling him im a guy!!

**Tamara Croft** · 07-01-2006, 09:23 PM

I bet it felt great to be one of the guys

and to drink him under the table

go dude!!!

**Wren** · 07-02-2006, 12:30 AM

It's a fantastic assumption that men can consume more alchohol than women, when it's all dependant on age, enzymes, body weights, fitness, and the rate at which you metabolize alcohol.

**Joy Carter** · 07-02-2006, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by Wren

It's a fantastic assumption that men can consume more alchohol than women, when it's all dependant on age, enzymes, body weights, fitness, and the rate at which you metabolize alcohol.

It is true that women readily get intoxicated way before men do but there are always exceptions like me two drinks and I can't keep my skirt down.

Now git yer mind otta da gutter ! LOL

**Taylor105** · 07-02-2006, 08:00 AM

Okay...here is the situation. I have gained four pounds in one week bringing me up to a whopping 86 pounds. Have any of you heard of 99 Bananas. 99 Blackberries, or 99 Apples? Let me tell you they are 99 proof. Duh!!! I think a little drinking here and there is what made my inhibitions drop enough to not care what I eat. Of course when I sober up I hate that I'm gaining weight. All part of eating disorders. But I can drink a man under the table even at my weight. Taylor

**Kieron Andrew** · 07-02-2006, 08:03 AM

The real reason i started this thread was cos i was absolutely stunned by being accepted as one of the lads and being included in what can only be described as a very male bonding thingie.......at no point after telling them i am a trans-man did they treat me anything other than one of the lads!

**CaptLex** · 07-02-2006, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew

The real reason i started this thread was cos i was absolutely stunned by being accepted as one of the lads and being included in what can only be described as a very male bonding thingie.......at no point after telling them i am a trans-man did they treat me anything other than one of the lads!

Yeah, that must be a great feeling. I can't say it's ever happened to me, but then I've never had the guts to tell guys at a bar not to treat me like a female. I just figure they won't believe me, so I let it go (in fact it happened just a few days ago). But you've given me hope, Kieron. Next time, I'm going to try telling the guys at the bar and see what happens. If they laugh, they laugh, but maybe they'll be cool. Here's hoping . . .

Originally Posted by Julie Avery

Pirates should stick to rum

You said it, Julie!

**ava_bruna** · 07-02-2006, 09:44 AM

tequila make's your clothes fall off. Joe Nickoles song, ( Country)

**Marlena Dahlstrom** · 07-03-2006, 01:28 AM

Congrats on being accepted as one of the boys!

And BTW, if you or the Capt'n are ever out my way, I'll have to introduce you to real tequila, like Patron Anejo -- which you'd no more shoot than a good single-malt scotch. (The salt-and-lime method is for covering the burn of cheap tequila....)

Of course a friend mine sworn off tequila after she woke in bed with two guys. She liked that part -- she just wanted to know who the hell they were...

**Abraxas** · 07-03-2006, 05:30 PM

I think it's pretty obvious what the next step is: we all get together and have a drinking competition.
I'll probably end up mostly naked though; that's the general order of things, haha

**Kieron Andrew** · 07-03-2006, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by Abraxas

I think it's pretty obvious what the next step is: we all get together and have a drinking competition.
I'll probably end up mostly naked though; that's the general order of things, haha

now see that wouldnt be far cos i know that i would most probably win........the only reason i can drink as much as i do when required is because of the wheelchair i have no where to fall over!

**Wendy me** · 07-03-2006, 06:38 PM

i would tip a few with you any time ...shots of jack......

**Kieron Andrew** · 07-03-2006, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Wendy me

i would tip a few with you any time ...shots of jack......

ooooh i like jack, and i like jim too lol

**CaptLex** · 07-03-2006, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by Abraxas

I think it's pretty obvious what the next step is: we all get together and have a drinking competition.

I'm in!

**KrazyKat** · 07-03-2006, 10:59 PM

Can I join in, guys, I promise no tux, lol, but I have some cool clothes, and severeal cotton authentic hawaiin shirts, I collect them from second had stores! I like jack, jimmy, johnny, and the Butler(nickname for BELVEDERE VODKa), hell, anything but rum(BARF-A-Rama time), and Jaegermeister. How about an OUZO night?? HEHE

Oh, yeah, the thread, Kieron, I'm dang right proud, son!! It's gotta feel good!! Good job of showing the upstart what's up, lol!!
Kat

**Taylor105** · 07-04-2006, 07:42 AM

Once again Keiren,

I feel like I stole your post. I totally think it is cool that you were one of the guys. I think the only way I would tell people in a bar is if I was shit-faced. Good deal buddy!!! Taylor

**Kieron Andrew** · 07-04-2006, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by Taylor105

Once again Keiren,

I feel like I stole your post. I totally think it is cool that you were one of the guys. I think the only way I would tell people in a bar is if I was shit-faced. Good deal buddy!!! Taylor

a few years ago like you i wouldnt dare tell people i was a trans-man but times evolve, and now i get to the point when im getting called 'she' 'her', that i just want to shout it from the roof tops that im a guy, so now i am totally honest with my trans status even to people ive only just met, if they dont like it thats their lookout not mine!

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