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    Captain's Christmas Ball?

    Okay gentlemen, when is the Cap'n having his Chrismas Ball?

    I should think we will need:
    Rum. Barrels of it
    Egg nog. Big Big barrels of it.
    Rum Balls for us ladies who also love chocolate. Never enough rum balls.
    A Shanghai'd band to play for us.
    Food. You boys will be ravenous (for food thank you) after all this time at sea.

    And you boys best be bathed and dressed in your finest with your best formal cutlass and scabbord if you want us to notice you. And of course good manners too.

    time!!

    AND,

    I have my gown... (Now who shall be my escort?)

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    Did I hear correct? Both barrels of rum and good manners?

    Why do womyn always delude themselves about guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberley View Post
    I have my gown... (Now who shall be my escort?)

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    Lovely gown, Kimberley. I'd be happy to escort you m'lady. I might go with this one myself . . .

    costume.jpg

    The menu and entertainment plans sound good. And don't worry, DayTripper . . . the boys will be on their best behavior or they won't get their grog rations and shore leave.
    But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]

    Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]

    Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
    - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]

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    Wow Kimberley that dress is fantastic
    Your outfit's pretty snazzy too Cap!

    Behave ourselves? Not me... I plan to dance wildly, sing loudly and kiss any good looking person that will kiss me back *grin*



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    Oh, boy. If you'd all heard half the stories that include me and alcohol, I'd be uninvited in a snap. My intoxicated antics range from the depressed to the wild to the bizarre, and I'm not sure you folks'd be able to handle it! Haha!
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptLex View Post
    Lovely gown, Kimberley. I'd be happy to escort you m'lady. I might go with this one myself . . .

    costume.jpg

    The menu and entertainment plans sound good. And don't worry, DayTripper . . . the boys will be on their best behavior or they won't get their grog rations and shore leave.
    Hope I'm invited Cap. That gown looks like I could swim in it though. I'm not a "girly" girl you know like Kimberley is. I'll be the serving wench that the guys have some sport with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Oh, boy. If you'd all heard half the stories that include me and alcohol, I'd be uninvited in a snap. My intoxicated antics range from the depressed to the wild to the bizarre, and I'm not sure you folks'd be able to handle it! Haha!
    Hell no. In fact I'm depending on you Hon. Whoever heard of a sober Pirate? As the serving wench, I'll make sure of it.

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    Haha! Alright. Just remember that you asked for it . . .
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Haha! Alright. Just remember that you asked for it . . .
    Counting on it. Hey, Pirates gotta unwind from those long voyages. Don't worry about Cap, he'll be too busy with the ladies to notice Party, party, party

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    Well, then, here's a bit of a preview.
    The night very well may start off like this:




    With probably a fair amount of this in the middle:





    But it will inevitably end up like this:



    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DayTripper View Post
    Did I hear correct? Both barrels of rum and good manners?

    Why do womyn always delude themselves about guys?
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    Delusional? I dont think soooooo. I should be able to hide at least drunken one cabin boy neath that gown. hmmmm ohhhhh

    Kimberley curtsies to the Captain. "Thank you kind sir for the invitation to your table.... Now if you will be so kind to BRING ON THE RUM"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Well, then, here's a bit of a preview.
    ^^^ Hahahaah!!!
    Fantastic pics
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    Haha thanks. I do love a good soiree'
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberley View Post
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    Delusional? I dont think soooooo. I should be able to hide at least drunken one cabin boy neath that gown. hmmmm ohhhhh

    Kimberley curtsies to the Captain. "Thank you kind sir for the invitation to your table.... Now if you will be so kind to BRING ON THE RUM"

    :yikes:

    Yeah Cap.. bring on the rum already!
    I don't need advice on how to be a man. I just am one.

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    YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.

    PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Haha thanks. I do love a good soiree'
    Haha, Abraxas you're a classic... or a "ledge" as I have heard some (usually posh and female!) people saying.
    Wish you could come and plaaaay. We'd have a great time at local gigs.
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    Yes, and please tell me some of it's either Captain Morgan's spiced, parrot bay, or tattoo black.
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pocoyo View Post
    Haha, Abraxas you're a classic... or a "ledge" as I have heard some (usually posh and female!) people saying.
    Wish you could come and plaaaay. We'd have a great time at local gigs.
    Ooh, I definitely will at some point. It's only a matter of time and money. I've got so many people out in the UK that I need to see, that it's inevitable. I need to start a 'get me to England' fund! There are a couple local bands in the Southampton area I need to see. Hmmmm. Anybody know a quick money-making scheme?
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    It does look as though the stores master has taken it upon himself to test the quality of the rum.

    Great pics Abraxis. I remember the days... painfully


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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Ooh, I definitely will at some point. It's only a matter of time and money. I've got so many people out in the UK that I need to see, that it's inevitable. I need to start a 'get me to England' fund! There are a couple local bands in the Southampton area I need to see. Hmmmm. Anybody know a quick money-making scheme?
    Southampton eh???? thats about about 2hrs drive from me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Anybody know a quick money-making scheme?
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    I wouldnt advise selling the Captain's private stock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Ooh, I definitely will at some point. It's only a matter of time and money.
    Woooo!!
    Quick money making scheme? Hmmm... maybe you could be a male escort for rich ladies and gents.. where all you have to do is escort them to dinner...
    Hehe.. that's a thought actually... (kidddddding).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew View Post
    Southampton eh???? thats about about 2hrs drive from me
    Fantabulous! I'll be there next weekend.
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    I'll be there next weekend.
    lol you wish!.....but seriously if you make it over you better tell me you are coming, and i'll introduce you to my friends hehe

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    Kimberley-- duly noted.


    Quote Originally Posted by pocoyo View Post
    Woooo!!
    Quick money making scheme? Hmmm... maybe you could be a male escort for rich ladies and gents.. where all you have to do is escort them to dinner...
    Hehe.. that's a thought actually... (kidddddding).
    I could be a chauffer . . . I know the city back-to-front. And I know a couple people with limos . . . Hmmmmmm maybe you're onto something there.
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew View Post
    lol you wish!.....but seriously if you make it over you better tell me you are coming, and i'll introduce you to my friends hehe
    Absolutely will do. I need at least a few floors to crash on while I'm there.
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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