Hey, comon! we all have our reasons. Let's just accept that and so be it!
Sejd
Hey, comon! we all have our reasons. Let's just accept that and so be it!
Sejd
Wow. 100 Posts! What a TITANIC accomplishment. You sure CAINE MUTINY. But, this mutinied cruise is waaay past its three-hour tour limit. But, seeings as the knavish cabin boys are a hidin under the dancing girls dresses and you got 'rum runnin' across the decks and out the scuppers, its a regular LOVE BOAT! But surely such are the RIGHTS of MAN to have such a time. Why, I'd say you're havin a real King POSIDEN ADVENTURE to be sure.
This damsel is thinkin 'bout sneak'n back aboard and joinin ye PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN. But, I think yee all might be too far off shore for my little PT 109" longboat to reach. I'll probably need a YELLOW SUBMARINE to RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP to let me off close. So, can one of ye drop an anchor line off the stern so I can climb aboard when that First Mate isn't watchin for CAPTAIN'S COURAGEOUS?
Or, maybe I'll SEARCH FOR NEMO to take me on the NAUTILUS and race ahead and drop me at TREASURE ISLAND, that's your next port of call isn't it? I'll be ON THE BEACH wearing the PINAFORE.
WHAT???? Did I read that right???
Love boat??? LOVE Boat???[SIZE=3]
[SIZE=3]CAP'N GET HERE QUICKLY!!!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]CAPTAIN!!!!!![/SIZE][SIZE=3][/SIZE]
Cruisin' on a sardine boat
Loaded with crazy people
Wow, Melissa, that' impressive - so many movies listed there. Actually our next port of call is CUTTHROAT ISLAND.Originally Posted by melissaK
Or, maybe I'll SEARCH FOR NEMO to take me on the NAUTILUS and race ahead and drop me at TREASURE ISLAND, that's your next port of call isn't it? I'll be ON THE BEACH wearing the PINAFORE.
I guess it does look like we're on the LOVE BOAT (or at least the lust boat).
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I thought you guys might like this. Every pirate band needs its own shanty, and some moments need to be remembered in song. So in honor of our favorite pirates (and perhaps to show there may be a place for a chanteuse/bard/chorus girl) may I present "Kieron's Mutiny"
The saucy mate named Kieron cried
"Our captain's changed his pic!
Come on my lads, let's mutiny
Unless he change it quick."
The men did fall in camps of two
One for it, one agin.
Their posts did fly with conscience clear
And made they quite a din.
"Avast, ye dogs," the Captain cried,
"There's mutiny afoot?
Ye'll find yerselves well beated back
And in a longboat put!"
"Nay, captain sir," the mate exclaimed,
"'Twas nothing but a jest.
The pic you use should rightly be
The one you like the best.
"Come, let us drink our captain's health
And to his gallant crew."
The rum was poured, the cookies passed
And started they anew.
With soundings made and sails unfurled
Brave men with hearts of gold
Set out once more for distant lands
Where truth had been foretold.
Androgynes: the quantum bits of the gender binary.
Haha!!!!
That is excellent. Just my kinda thing. I know the others'll all love it too!
Fantastic. *applauds*
Take a bow!
I don't need advice on how to be a man. I just am one.
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YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.
PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!
Flowers for the song!
Fantastic!
I love it!
Shari you're the Homer to the captain's Odysseus!
Captain, hire that chanteuse/bard/chorus girl!
"I dwell in possibility."
"Say what you want and be who you are, because those who matter don't mind, and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
George Bernard Shaw
Kieron's Mutiny Shanty
Wow!That's fantastic, Shari Ann! I love it!
What an honor to have a shanty written specifically about us - I'm humbled.You get all the rum and hot tub privileges whenever you want.
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Brilliant!!! So we have a poet laureate aboard.
One would shudder to think of the limericks about the crew's exploits with the ladies... :blushing:
Kimberley
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
www.transgenderlondon.com
Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
If I know Casey, they will be both accurate and entertaining, Kimberley.Brilliant!!! So we have a poet laureate aboard.
One would shudder to think of the limericks about the crew's exploits with the ladies... :blushing:
Kimberley
Second star to the right and straight on till morning
Thanks everybody, I'm glad you all like the shanty. I've been having a little trouble with the melody but as soon as I get it nailed down I'll put up a link to a midi and sheet music. Oh, and I'll probably add one verse before the current first one. Something like:
Good Captain Lex did one time post
His face for all to see.
When next they looked the pirates saw
Their ship upon the sea.
Androgynes: the quantum bits of the gender binary.
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