O.K, so I'm in a bar with some friends, selerbrating it being my last day of uni ever (I'm droping out, and I'm going home tomoro). My friend 'K' noteses a guy at the bar who keeps trying to hit on her but can't take no for an answer.

We quickelly plan, and I get draged over and introduced as her boyfriend! it was so funny... I don't know if he bort it 'cos he was still trying it on a bit, but we where in stitches after he left!

Also, I went into the gents like three times.

Oh, and I was given the 'men's rules of dancing', which I thought I'd shair for those who, like me, frequently make utter prats of themselvs on the dance floor
1) As a man dancing, you are expected to look a little squair
2) Exadurate everything
3) If there is a power rift in the song, dso air gitar or DIE