I read in another post that Frankie is a diver also and since some of us enjoy the sport I though you'd appreciate this story. My brother has taken up diving ( he is not a CD though) and a couple of weeks ago we planned to go diving together for the first time. It was going to be his first dive in the ocean since he has had only fresh water experience.
I told him about a tip I learned years ago about getting into and out of a wet suit. Wear panty hose, it really helps getting out of the wet suit. He wasn't real excited about it but said ok. We were grocery shopping with our wives the night before the dive and I said lets go and get the panty hose. He was a bit uncomfortable but went along. I am taller than he is and we spent some time deciding on the size that would fit both of us since it is usually a onetime wear. We discussed it it the isle and were focused in on the sizing guides. We got a pack of 3 and were walking away when I said I didn't think the size was right so we went back and got another size.
When all 4 of us were walking back to the car he asked if I saw the woman watching us in the store. I hadn't, he said she was looking at us with a frown on her face and when we went back the second time she just shook her head and hustled away. I can imagine she was really taken aback by seeing two older, ,muscular guys standing in the open discussing panty hose sizes. He thought it was pretty funny and so did our wives. If they only knew...
We did have a good dive and I have converted another guy to the joys of wearing panty hose, if only when he scuba dives.