Tonight I went out to the races crossdressed and I was so nervous when the cop pulled me over. I cant afford a ticket and the most important thing I was worried about was my makeup looking like crap. I rolled the window down, he asked for my license, looked at the pic, looked at me, looked at the pic, looked at me. Asked me if I knew why I was pulled over. I told him what happend and I wasnt from around the area, which is true. He asked why after passing did I "speed up" a little bit. I gigled and said that was because I was rearranging my feet on the pedals because I didnt want my heel to get stuck to the floorboard. He pointed his flashlight at my feet and calmly and nicely asked why I was dressed like a woman. I told him because Im a crossdresser and I wanted to look good when I went to the races. He said ok, hold on one moment. Came back, gave me my license, gave me a warning and sent me on my way.
On a side note, who the f*** puts a speed limit sign 5ft before a county road turns onto a major hwy? I went 55 since that is the speed in which all highways around here are, which is why I got pulled over. I pulled onto the road got up to 55, when the cop said about 5ft before my "turn on" to the hwy I came onto is the speed limit sign saying 45, which is why he gave me a warning instead of a ticket. He was very nice and I applaud him on his professionalism with the way I was dressed and my license gave away I was a man.