...Can I be the wanton wench with the low cut red dress?................
How 'bout the wanton wench in the little black PVC dress?
Daniel
[SIZE="3"]Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are. ~ Unknown[/SIZE]
Am I swabbing decks? Not that I mind being on my knees around a bunch of cute guys ...
Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.
Mmmm, the "cabin boy" is one of my favorite positions.
And for the non-nerdy... V is the classification for naval science. And interestingly enough... VD is the classification for Naval Seamen. Someone at the Library of Congress has a sick sense of humor.
~Mark
Ship's Navigator, God help us all.
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Ship's Navigator, God help us all.
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I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group . . . You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them.
~Michael Moore
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Heehee, I thought you'd like that.
Bring it on . . .Originally Posted by TierganShaw
Yes, please . . .Originally Posted by Suzy Harrison
That works too!Originally Posted by DanielMcBride
We don't mind that either, Perks . . . which is why you probably won't be getting a promotion anytime soon.Originally Posted by privateperks
You do realize that he's still my cabin boy, right? And he's your cartographer . . . but I don't need to know what goes on in your cabin when he's off duty.Originally Posted by aethen
Thanks for explaining the joke, btw.
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . . - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Ever The Opportunist
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . . - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
So, what does one have to do to become part of this ship's party?
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Ship's Navigator, God help us all.
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I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group . . . You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them.
~Michael Moore
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Everyone starts out as a cabin boy until they get a promotion, which is usually based on their specific talents and skills. For example, Bi is the ship's cook 'cause he's always feeding us brownies. So, what talents have you, Durden?
TJ, some might say there isn't much of a difference there.Originally Posted by Tristan
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . . - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Hmm... let's see. I've got some art/design skills. Don't know if that would come in handy for drawing maps to some buried treasure of sort. Not that you ever want to give anyone a map to your treasure[s]. Uhh... I can drink like a champ. No one wants to chill w/a shipmate that can't hold his liquor. And, I've got a bum left eye. I'm the perfect candidate for sporting a legitimate eyepatch.
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Ship's Navigator, God help us all.
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I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group . . . You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them.
~Michael Moore
http://tickers.TickerFactory.com/ezt...9004/event.png
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . . - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]