A Bit o' Fun (hey, it's Friday!) . . .

[Tobie]

Now why does that scare me?

Oh Captain my Captain... be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Suzy Harrison]

...Can I be the wanton wench with the low cut red dress?................

[DanielMacBride]

How 'bout the wanton wench in the little black PVC dress?

Daniel

[privateperks]

Am I swabbing decks? Not that I mind being on my knees around a bunch of cute guys ...

[aethen]

it's been decided that you will be the navigator's Cartographer, which means you'll be working the sextant and all those other instruments. And you can keep the cabin boy position too, if it suits you

Mmmm, the "cabin boy" is one of my favorite positions.

And for the non-nerdy... V is the classification for naval science. And interestingly enough... VD is the classification for Naval Seamen. Someone at the Library of Congress has a sick sense of humor.

~Mark
Ship's Navigator, God help us all.

[ZenFrost]

Am I swabbing decks? Not that I mind being on my knees around a bunch of cute guys ...

[CaptLex]

Yay! Hehe... sounds like such a dirty job... working the sextant, hehe....

Heehee, I thought you'd like that.

Oh Captain my Captain... be afraid. Be very afraid.

Bring it on . . .

Can I be the wanton wench with the low cut red dress?................

Yes, please . . .

How 'bout the wanton wench in the little black PVC dress?

That works too!

Am I swabbing decks? Not that I mind being on my knees around a bunch of cute guys ...

We don't mind that either, Perks . . . which is why you probably won't be getting a promotion anytime soon.

Mmmm, the "cabin boy" is one of my favorite positions.

You do realize that he's still my cabin boy, right? And he's your cartographer . . . but I don't need to know what goes on in your cabin when he's off duty.

Thanks for explaining the joke, btw.

[SirTrey]

Hear ye, hear ye . . . one of our newest cabin boys has been promoted (at this rate we'll need a new batch of cabin boys soon).

[SIZE="4"]Sir Trey[/SIZE] is now the ship's Weapons Master, with all the rights and privileges attached thereto. He's in charge of the state of the guns, shot, powder, cutlasses, rapiers, muskets and pistols. So let's make it official . . . kneel before the captain, sailor (and get your dirty minds out the gutter, the rest of you ) . . . I now confer upon you the title of GenderQuest's Weapons Master. Arise, Sir Trey . . . and take your station! Congratulations, mate!

Now you may have heard rumors that Sir Trey bribed his way into the captain's good graces and new position - it's not true, he earned it solely through his hard work and dedication. So take notes if you're still a cabin boy looking for a promotion . . . though a couple of extra barrels of rum added to the cap's private stash couldn't hurt. But don't be in such a rush to be promoted, after all everyone knows that the captain favors the cabin boys and gives them extra special treatment.

Captain, I respectfully accept this new position and would be honored to serve as the Ship's Weapons Master....<<bowing humbly before the Captain>>...I will do My very best to tend to My duties faithfully and responsibly, Sir.....**Weapons Master, Trey**

[Kieron Andrew]

Captain, I respectfully accept this new position and would be honored to serve as the Ship's Weapons Master....<<bowing humbly before the Captain>>...I will do My very best to tend to My duties faithfully and responsibly, Sir.....**Weapons Master, Trey**

Suck up!

[CaptLex]

Captain, I respectfully accept this new position and would be honored to serve as the Ship's Weapons Master....<<bowing humbly before the Captain>>...I will do My very best to tend to My duties faithfully and responsibly, Sir.....**Weapons Master, Trey**

Haha, cool! I thought you'd like that.

[SirTrey]

Suck up!

I'm NOT a suck up, I am simply being respectful to OUR Captain....

[durden]

So, what does one have to do to become part of this ship's party?

[Tristan]

You do realize that he's still my cabin boy, right? And he's your cartographer . . . but I don't need to know what goes on in your cabin when he's off duty.

Already fighting over me? I'm cabin boy first, and dirty **** boy second... err or something like that hehe

[aethen]

Already fighting over me? I'm cabin boy first, and dirty **** boy second... err or something like that hehe

Liar

[Kieron Andrew]

Liar

took the words right out my mouth

[CaptLex]

So, what does one have to do to become part of this ship's party?

Everyone starts out as a cabin boy until they get a promotion, which is usually based on their specific talents and skills. For example, Bi is the ship's cook 'cause he's always feeding us brownies. So, what talents have you, Durden?

I'm cabin boy first, and dirty **** boy second... err or something like that hehe

TJ, some might say there isn't much of a difference there.

[Kieron Andrew]

TJ, some might say there isn't much of a difference there.

There isnt!!!!

[Tristan]

TJ, some might say there isn't much of a difference there.

Ohhhh, good point.... Then it's damn good being me.

[durden]

Everyone starts out as a cabin boy until they get a promotion, which is usually based on their specific talents and skills. For example, Bi is the ship's cook 'cause he's always feeding us brownies. So, what talents have you, Durden?

Hmm... let's see. I've got some art/design skills. Don't know if that would come in handy for drawing maps to some buried treasure of sort. Not that you ever want to give anyone a map to your treasure[s]. Uhh... I can drink like a champ. No one wants to chill w/a shipmate that can't hold his liquor. And, I've got a bum left eye. I'm the perfect candidate for sporting a legitimate eyepatch.

[aethen]

Ohhhh, good point.... Then it's damn good being me.

And even better being me. MMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Kieron Andrew]

Hmm... let's see. I've got some art/design skills. Don't know if that would come in handy for drawing maps to some buried treasure of sort. Not that you ever want to give anyone a map to your treasure[s]. Uhh... I can drink like a champ. No one wants to chill w/a shipmate that can't hold his liquor. And, I've got a bum left eye. I'm the perfect candidate for sporting a legitimate eyepatch.

ok i got it Durden is the ships artist! and Ben (jsoto) is the ships photographer, just look at his flickr for evidence

[CaptLex]

Hmm... let's see. I've got some art/design skills. Don't know if that would come in handy for drawing maps to some buried treasure of sort. Not that you ever want to give anyone a map to your treasure[s]. Uhh... I can drink like a champ. No one wants to chill w/a shipmate that can't hold his liquor. And, I've got a bum left eye. I'm the perfect candidate for sporting a legitimate eyepatch.

ok i got it Durden is the ships artist!

Hmmm . . . yeah, ship's artist sounds good - I've been needing a cool tattoo. And we definitely have to get you an eye patch.

[ZenFrost]

Everyone starts out as a cabin boy until they get a promotion, which is usually based on their specific talents and skills.

Wait, I don't ever remember being a cabin boy. I'd just been meandering around the Genderquest until you decided that I was the mascot. So, if I'm the mascot, does that mean that my specific talents and skills are to stand around and do nothing?

[durden]

ok i got it Durden is the ships artist! and Ben (jsoto) is the ships photographer, just look at his flickr for evidence

Sweet. Sounds great.

Hmmm . . . yeah, ship's artist sounds good - I've been needing a cool tattoo. And we definitely have to get you an eye patch.

& that's a can do w/that tattoo.

[Kieron Andrew]

& that's a can do w/that tattoo.

ok ive been wanting one for months now i know who to ask