Mind your manners, wench!Originally Posted by Lovely Rita
Yea, right
*flings clean, but rather worn socks on some reasonably-clean surface*
Lordie, can't a cabin boy get his chores done without getting bellowed at? Sir Trey, you really have to be more patient with me. I'm but one boy, can only do so much at one time!
*mutters* All the damn bickering.
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
I **HAVE** to be more patient with you? Do I, really? Hmmm....Pondering that over a grog..Sir Trey, you really have to be more patient with me. I'm but one boy, can only do so much at one time!You really should be wary when I ponder, cabin boy..... Better just to do what you're told without grumbling....but you're new...you'll learn....
We will discuss in My cabin in a little while....rope or chains? paddles or whips? ball gag or cloth? So many choices....so little time.....
Ever The Opportunist
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Well obviously you don't HAVE to be, but it stands to reason that my jobs will be completed to precision if I'm not worried about not doing them fast enough.
Rope, whips, and cloth if you will, Sir.
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Okay, now we're communicating!!Rope, whips, and cloth if you will, Sir.Nice job on the socks....try to keep the attitude in check and ropes, whips and cloth it is....
Ever The Opportunist
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
And if my attitude isn't always in check? I can't help but be a bit argumentative at times, it IS my nature.
Ice cubes and paraffin, hmmm? Didn't know we kept ice on the ship, and I'll have to check with the man in charge of supplies to see if we have paraffin.
But thank you so much Sir for the good wax, and not the cheap stuff.. or beeswax. *shudder*
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Err - is anyone else wondering who's going to end up polishing who...
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
Who said anything about polishing??Err - is anyone else wondering who's going to end up polishing who...
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Don't worry....Nobody needs to know why the paraffin....Our little secret....that's why the gag...so it stays that way...Who said anything about polishing??
If there is, Tiergan and I want to borrow it!!!Is there a do not disturb sign around?
There must be some, Captain and his wench are having mojitos, and those would be pretty disgusting warm....They might end up rocking that boat from puking!Didn't know we kept ice on the ship(checked the recipe, sure enough, needs ice).
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Then I can easily find the ice. Who's the supply keeper around here??
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
Thanks, Nicki.....You are a true Pirate pal!!
Ever The Opportunist
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Which do we think is appropriate?
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Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
Geez, it's so hard to choose....They are both appropriate in their own way....Tiergan IS tied up, but the wenches CAN tidy up around him because I just left him there for a while (if you happen to see them, though, please let them know to be a bit careful around Tiergan's back, it might be a big sore and raw, watch the cleaning sprays), but he won't be any trouble or get in their way.....Is BOTH an option? I like having YOU as a Pirate Comrade, Pirate Nicki!!Which do we think is appropriate?
Ever The Opportunist
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
They might not be impressed by what you've done to their feather duster, though...
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
Especially for the Cap'n..
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Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
Oh, is THAT what that thing was? I don't know much about cleaning, I guess....but CAN make good use of common shipboard items!! (It's a gift) Right, Tiergan?They might not be impressed by what you've done to their feather duster, though
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Who's gonna fight over this one?
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Nicki
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Hey Nicki...You were so sweet to go out looking for things for everyone else....Here is a Treasure chest's worth of gifts for YOU! Such a lovely lady should have lovely things...Enjoy, sweetie....**Trey**Who's gonna fight over this one?
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
*grumbles* Can't a guy get some rest after a long night without waking up to the smell of cleanliness? Ugh!
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Good Morning, cabin boy!! You slept remarkably well for one chained to a wall...I was never able to sleep upright....How's your back, sweetie?*grumbles* Can't a guy get some rest after a long night without waking up to the smell of cleanliness? Ugh!
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Sleep is all relative. My back... well, I'd say it's sufficiently tenderized.
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
So much more tasty when something is tender, Tiergan...will be tenderizing more later tonight....Good thing you got some sleep!!Sleep is all relative. My back... well, I'd say it's sufficiently tenderized.
Ever The Opportunist
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
A few quick questions for all you pirates:
1. What are the three ARRs of Piracy (or, Privateering as some may call it)?
2. Do you support the endeavors of online pirates? (i.e. illegal music downloads, movie piracy)
3. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an open letter claims that global warming is a direct cause of the plummeting number of pirates worldwide. What are your thoughts on this?
4. Are Pirates considered Sailors? If so, are they required to curse like sailors?
5.What's the difference between Testosterone, TestostARRone, TestARRsterum, and plain ol' regular rum?
Oh that reminds me... I need to build a distress signal to get off this ship and back into Girly-Island... where's the rum?
Gnothi Seauton
We don't need no educashun!
Only if it's done on the high seas - piracy on dry land is for landlubbers.
That explains so much.
Of course we're sailors . . . and swearing like a sailor is as important as rum and tattoos.
At least you didn't ask about Testolexrum (yes, there is such a thing). We could tell you, but then we'd have to keel-haul you.
We had that happen once and then we found ourselves in a "why is the rum gone?" situation - so no rum for you! :nono:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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