What are YOU?
A old drag queen, dressed in sequin gown, wig, pearls, high heels, and makeup went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the drag queen and asked him, "Are you a real drag queen?"
To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life dressing, wearing heels, and wigs. ... so I guess I am."
After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been a in mens clothes so I'm not a queen, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV - everything seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the drag queen ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real crossdresser?"
To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
