Though i,d start a comical but true thread of tips you learned the hard way.I can think of several but i,ll only list two so some more of you can add to it if you wish
1 If you,re 225 lbs don.t take a short cut across the lawn wearing 4" spike heels
2 If your 6 ft and 225 lbs and your wife or so is 140 and 5.6" no matter how sweet it looks or darling it is don,t pull her LBD down over your shoulders because it isn,t coming off without ripping