So I was having dinner with the wife and a female friend. I have pretty long hair that I keep slicked back in a ponytail for work, and I was wearing my usual black dress shirt. The waiter comes up from behind me and says "How's it going ladies?" and then as he turns and gets a look at me he goes "and gentleman", feeling embarrased assuming we were 3 ladies. We all laughed, and my wife commented my ponytail probably through him off. Inside I was going "Did I just pass without trying, or was this waiter just not paying attention?"
During dinner her friend mentioned a "buy one get one free" bra sale at lane bryant, and my wife made the comment that she could use some new ones. Then that night she took off the one she was wearing and said "Here, see if this fits you, it's getting too tight on me". Haven't gotten a hand-me down from her in a while.