Never fear Lads, the Captain just has an image to maintain. He is really a kitty cat (and such a cute one too).
He IS cute, I agree....But that doesn't stop a guy from being a little irked when he is unjustly imprisoned for an inordinate length of time and deprived of even the BASIC human rights (ie: cabin boys, rum, conjugal visits, porn, the list goes on and on)....<<<dialing "The Innocence Project">>>nphone:

Personal note to Seth and Tiergan....I have done much reading during My confinement and this quote pierced My weary heart as I thougth of the two of you.....I shall remain strong, fear not!!!

Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide, wide sea. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
The Ancient Mariner (pt. IV)