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List of names I've called Alan which prompted him to withhold sex (There've been more; just can't think of them) :

Snugglemuffin
I let you call me that. AND, I call you that, snugglemuffin, so I don't see why you put that on the 'withholding sex' list.

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Snookums
Monkeybutt
Meanie
Sweetcheeks
These I will admit I did threaten (THREATEN) to withhold sex over.

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Now. What's your rating on these?:

Punkinhead
My brother called me that when he was three. Unless you want me to think of my brother when we're having fun, don't call me this.

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pudding
I'm not even gonna make the obvious joke. Sheesh, Ben, you REALLY do just leave yourself wide open for them, don't you?

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Sexpot
Squishybear
Fine. Squishybear? It's odd, but then again, so are we.

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Snookiepoo
Munchkin
No, and no. I'm not THAT short, thanks.

On second hand, Munchkin might be okay... it sounds funny. Besides, there's a great innuendo there. Fine, munchkin may stay.

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honey bunny
Fuzzy wuzzy
/shrug.

Where in the WORLD do you come up with these, edesem.