My wife wanted me to go to the local Target and get her some shoes that she seen in the paper. When I got there I spotted a lovely pair of heels and just had to have them. I always wanted heels. When I got out to my truck I put them on and drove around for awhile. Here I am, in a big old truck, two days of beard growth and wearing the loveliest pair of heels. I can't wait to try them at home.

Jessica