Yesterday morning woke up feeling sexy (as usual). Decided to surprise my wife (we sleep in separate beds, don't get me started) wearing my nitey and nada else. I pokes my head in the door and says, good morning. What's up with you? she says invitingly. I jump into the room and, Ta da! Oh, she says with a sour face.
Shoulda seen that train wreck a'comin.
