Ever had one of those moments? Kinda wrong, kinda embarrassing and kinda oh so funny?
Here is one of mine to get it started:
Before I figured out to use glue but after I figured out that a pair of silicone breast forms is about the best thing a T-girl can have, I was at a convention. SCC in Atlanta to be precise.
I had been all dolled up all day, chatting and socializing at the hotel, outside at the pool area and in the bar. So, getting to the point where I was really hot! No no no!! not like that .. like warm OK! It was Atlanta after all, in the summer!
So I run into a dear friend and we are in a group of people. Haven't seen her in a while and we just have to say hello.
Kiss on the cheek and big hug! Like in BIG hug.
So here are the technical details of that moment: Warm body, silicone breastforms <=> a little humid on the back of the forms and a bit of trapped air probably, right! Now add a tight squeeze and you get ... wait for it ... Yes, Farting Sounds! As in MAJOR air venting sounds! The worst kind! Think Onions and Beans galore and then a tight squeeze!
I was about to die laughing and my friend, lets call her Sarah, was pretty amused as well. Got a little attention from the people around us too to say the least!
Good times
- Suzie
