I went to help a co-worker at his house, when we were done he had a stashed pack of cigarettes and asked me if I wanted one. I quit for 10 years and I thought he did to, he was at the side of his house and he told me if his wife finds out he's smoking again she was going to kill him. A few minutes later his wife calls him to the door, he comes back and points up to the air and says, "I got caught smoking with my own f-ing security camera. I started laughing but couldn't help to think about Maria and if I ever was caught on any security camera. Well the gas station for sure.
