So the other morning I get up, get myself dressed and all "dolled up" with jewelry and makeup and a nice dress. I sit down with my morning coffee and the phone rings.

It's the dentist office saying that I need to come in for some impressions for dental work I'm having done!

Oh well, take off the clothes and wash off the makeup, change into male clothes, comb my hair and head off to the dentist. By the time I got back home, it was too late to change again.