Let's see, "hee hee...no, HO HO HO and a bottle of rum!"
Just practise up on my cussing and drinking and carousing and they should be fooled in no time. :p
It's the carousing bit that will get you caught.... and spies are dealt with in the harshest of manners. The purser is the one to mete out punishment there. His apetite for inquiry is insatiable. Sure you dont just want to join the crew, maybe become a double agent?
Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
The crossdressing community is one that needs to stick together and continue to be there for each other for whatever one needs. We are always trying to improve the forum to better serve the crossdresser in all of us.