And, while I'm at it (Oo-err), can I point out that the next person who calls me a wench gets a slap..
Just let us know what you WANT to be called, honey....We aren't used to the liberated type here....This is a PIRATE SHIP and women are wenches....what would YOU prefer?

I hate to point this out, but won't she then be unchained?
Ha ha....Nope. The chains I have on her are thick, iron ones...and they are not worth selling. I have to keep her chained until the Captain comes back. He will want to decide what to do with her. I fear she may be forced to walk the plank.