Thus my edit message.Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew
Thus my edit message.
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Thus my edit message.he'll shove you in there too if you're not careful, then no one to save Trey
Being shoved into a cabin with a cute boy? Yeah, I'm concerned.
(And with Sir Trey in the brig, I am safe from punishment for flirtation.)
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
You give Trey WAY too little credit, Kieron....Sir Trey can ALWAYS find a way, dude! :Dhe'll shove you in there too if you're not careful, then no one to save Trey
Ahem!! Sir Trey can HEAR you, cabin boy!! And he will NOT be in the brig for long!!(And with Sir Trey in the brig, I am safe from punishment for flirtation.)
Last edited by SirTrey; 11-01-2007 at 05:26 PM.
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
You've obviously corrupted this one, which means there's only one way to break him now . . .Suddenly the Captain is resorting to force....thought your style was "gentle seduction", Captain?
<<<perhaps he sees that the Seth and Tiergan are irresistibly drawn to Sir Trey's more forceful style?>>>And I'm sensing that you're not quite contrite yet - at this rate, you'll be looking at those bars for a long, long time. By then your cabin boy may have forgotten all about you and moved on to happier pursuits.
Tiergan, put down that cake pan and fetch me my rum! :skull:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Captain, I respect you as Captain of the Genderquest, and all the authority that comes with it.
But I could never forget Sir Trey.
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Of course, while Sir Trey is indisposed, I can serve rum while daydreaming of...
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
That was very good, cabin boy....Sir Trey is quite pleased...and will be giving you BIG rewards when he gets out....Captain, I respect you as Captain of the Genderquest, and all the authority that comes with it.
But I could never forget Sir Trey.You can count on that! <<<such a good boy, pats on the head>>>
Rum is the most you will ever get from MY cabin boy....never his heart or his loyalty....but, if you are willing to settle for less, who am I to argue? I am just a lowly inmate!! <<sigh>> LOLTiergan, put down that cake pan and fetch me my rum!
You can chain My body, Captain, but you shall NEVER chain Sir Trey's spirit or soul....or charm....I STILL want the cabin boys and shall NEVER be contrite!! Aaaarrrrggghhhh...that you're not quite contrite yet - at this rate, you'll be looking at those bars for a long, long time.
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
I would say he really left his "mark" on you. *tsk* Nothing sadder than corrupted cabin boys - can't do much with 'em except use 'em to scrape the barnacles off. So sad . . . :raspp:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Ye of little faith..
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Don't worry, baby...Sir Trey knows what you are good for...all too well...and will always make the very MOST of your most unique talents.....with pleasure.Ye of little faith..(smuggled you out some flowers...not easy, but you, cabin boy, have proven yourself to be MORE than worth it)
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
(smuggled you out some flowers...not easy, but you, cabin boy, have proven yourself to be MORE than worth it)
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
well this is a nice place.. guess ill just sit here on this seat and amuse myself
[SIZE="2"]Life is so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
Where you're going to
You can't be sure
Of any situation
Something can change
Then you won't know
You ask yourself
Where do we go from here
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as I can see
I still don't know what this all means to me[/SIZE]
smashing pumpkins - Destination Unknown
I'll entertain you until Lex comes back...well this is a nice place.. guess ill just sit here on this seat and amuse myself
Good boy, RJ. Oh, I see the lad fell asleep . . . gotta watch that one for sure.I'll entertain you until Lex comes back...
Trey,
There is no brig handbook, per se, but I'll answer your questions (let me know if I miss any).
It's true that the brig had become a nicer place, but that was when (the elusive) Lady Kerrianna took it upon herself (with my permission, of course) to visit the boys and "comfort" them. Then she decided to brighten the place with comfy pillows, tea and sandwiches, and before we knew it the other wenches were requesting visiting rights too. I knew I had to step in and put an end to it when pirate queen Tamara was put in the brig and the boys started misbehaving in order to keep her company.
Your sentence will be as long as it takes to get you to understand that you can't mess with the cabin boys. Seems to me that you were well-behaved (constantly kissing up to the captain) until you got that promotion and your own cabin boy. Then power went to your head and you decided one boy wasn't enough. What's next, your own rum stash? No, no . . . gotta nip that baby in the bud. :nono: I'm thinking a week in the newly-redesigned brig will do you good - but the sentence can be extended at my discretion.
And what's this about laundry privileges? What's laundry?
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
new one on me, he must be hallucinating
And what's this about laundry privileges? What's laundry?
You put people in the Brig, but you don't give them a handbook?? You need a new prison administrater who will do the job more efficiently, obviously...I've been in management, I know these things....There HAS to be a handbook, geez. :rolleyes:There is no brig handbook
But what am I supposed to do if the cabin boys want to mess with ME?? I cannot be held accountable for THEIR actions....What kind of justice system do we have here, anyway? :mad:Your sentence will be as long as it takes to get you to understand that you can't mess with the cabin boys.
I STILL kiss up to the Captain.....do I not? And the promotion and the new cabin boy have not corrupted Me...I am a victim here...Misunderstood and persecuted for simply being human!! Is there no justice in this world???Seems to me that you were well-behaved (constantly kissing up to the captain) until you got that promotion and your own cabin boy.
Captain, is ONE cabin boy EVER really enough??Then power went to your head and you decided one boy wasn't enough
Hey, is that possible?? :DWhat's next, your own rum stash
A week? You want ME to be celibate for a WEEK? Good luck with that....I will find a way....I am Sir Trey...and Sir Trey is RESOURCEFUL! <<<Hey, Captain....YOU will be visiting Me in jail, will you not? I think it's only fair that you should help Me in My recovery process....Is rehabilitation not the goal??>>>
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Rehab? Sure, we're progressive 21st century pirates - we believe in rehab. You'd be surprised how quickly insubordinate pirates can be rehabilitated when you put them on 24-hour watch duty or make them watch Zen's origami show (except for Ace, but I have other ways of dealing with him). :DHey, Captain....YOU will be visiting Me in jail, will you not? I think it's only fair that you should help Me in My recovery process....Is rehabilitation not the goal??>>>
Now, now . . . the "secret weapon" can't give away secrets. One of the conditions of our agreement (and your promotion to Logmaster) is non-disclosure of that contract. :bg:My loyalty is to the captain and helping him protect his assets. In return, he will help me conquer countries to gain an evil dictatorship.
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
PLEASE, Captain! I beseech you! Whip Me, flog Me, torture Me (and I'm not into being on the receiving end of ANY of that, trust Me)....ANYTHING....but no origami!! <<<you really know how to hurt a guy, dude, ORIGAMI???>>> I feel that I have been successfully rehabilitated and ready to join the cabin boys, ehr, I mean CREW with no further disruptions. So can I get out now?? :DYou'd be surprised how quickly insubordinate pirates can be rehabilitated when you put them on 24-hour watch duty or make them watch Zen's origami show (except for Ace, but I have other ways of dealing with him).
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
hmm... I must've worn him out I guess. Well, I'm still awake, Captain...Good boy, RJ. Oh, I see the lad fell asleep . . . gotta watch that one for sure.
...and I'm sure between the two of us we can figure out ways to wake him up again!
Speaking of knowing how to hurt a guy, poor Zen! Jeez, it's just origami, and if he likes it so what? It can't be that bad! (It's better than being subjected to five hours of "I Love Lucy" whilst babysitting... now that's torture.) :dry:
Won't Zen be thrilled to hear that.
Well . . . anyone can say he's been rehabilitated, I think we'll keep you locked up overnight just to be sure you don't try anything (keep an eye on this one, Kieron). If Kieron's report in the morning indicates that you've been behaving, you may just get reunited with your cabin boy real soon.
You read my mind, RJ . . . :bg:I'm sure between the two of us we can figure out ways to wake him up again!
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
What?!
Looking for some way to pass the time? Why don't you step into my cabin and I'll show you how to use those lips as a secret weapon. :blush:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Promises, promises . . .Trust me... I know how to use my secret weapon
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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