A Bit o' Fun (hey, it's Friday!) . . .

[SirTrey]

Never fear Lads, the Captain just has an image to maintain. He is really a kitty cat (and such a cute one too).

He IS cute, I agree....But that doesn't stop a guy from being a little irked when he is unjustly imprisoned for an inordinate length of time and deprived of even the BASIC human rights (ie: cabin boys, rum, conjugal visits, porn, the list goes on and on)....<<<dialing "The Innocence Project">>>nphone:

Personal note to Seth and Tiergan....I have done much reading during My confinement and this quote pierced My weary heart as I thougth of the two of you.....I shall remain strong, fear not!!!

Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide, wide sea. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
The Ancient Mariner (pt. IV)

[CaptLex]

*Cue for a 'seaman Staines' joke..*

I have no idea what that means . . .

Sal, you're sweet but don't ruin my reputation - I'm a tough guy!

Trey, I can't let you out till Kieron says you've been behaving. Though I don't know exactly why he says you're not to be let out yet. What's the story, K?

[Kieron Andrew]

Trey, I can't let you out till Kieron says you've been behaving. Though I don't know exactly why he says you're not to be let out yet. What's the story, K?

i wasnt letting him out til the captain says so, i only take orders from you, plus i didnt think an overnight stay in the brig was sufficient enough to fit all the flirting and corrupting of cabin boys he has achieved

[Anthony Jake]

I have no idea what that means . . .

Sal, you're sweet but don't ruin my reputation - I'm a tough guy!

Trey, I can't let you out till Kieron says you've been behaving. Though I don't know exactly why he says you're not to be let out yet. What's the story, K?

Kieron has been unusually quiet lately...

But captain, Trey has been being so good.. can't we at least get him a drink and some food.. ?

[CaptLex]

He got very apologetic (not to mention scared) when threatened with having to endure origami. You think he's not really sorry? You think he'll get right back to corrupting cabin boys? Hmmm

[SirTrey]

i wasnt letting him out til the captain says so, i take orders from you, plus i didnt think an over night stay in the brig was sufficient enough to fit all the flirt and corrupting of cabin boys he has achieved

Geez....BEAUROCRACY??? I'm going through all of this and it's because no one knows who should be doing what???? I TOLD you this prison system needs reformed....<<<<calling Johnny Cochran>>>>>nphone:

[Kieron Andrew]

You think he's not really sorry? You think he'll get right back to corrupting cabin boys? Hmmm

uhh huh....

[SirTrey]

uhh huh....

I called Johnny Cochran and he said, "If the cabin boy doesn't fit, you must acquit."

[DanielMacBride]

nice to see everyone is still in fine form!!

Daniel

[Kate Simmons]

Okay hon--er--I mean Captain, I'll get out to brine to rub them down and toughen them up.

[Tobie]

Two nights in the brig? I miss my poor Sir Trey. *sniffles*

[Anthony Jake]

Dammit lol, i keep getting these secret admiring things and they are hurting my head!

I know who it isnt ... but i dont know who it is...

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

He IS cute, I agree....But that doesn't stop a guy from being a little irked when he is unjustly imprisoned for an inordinate length of time and deprived of even the BASIC human rights (ie: cabin boys, rum, conjugal visits, porn, the list goes on and on)....<<<dialing "The Innocence Project">>>nphone:

Personal note to Seth and Tiergan....I have done much reading during My confinement and this quote pierced My weary heart as I thougth of the two of you.....I shall remain strong, fear not!!!

Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide, wide sea. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
The Ancient Mariner (pt. IV)

Geez....BEAUROCRACY??? I'm going through all of this and it's because no one knows who should be doing what???? I TOLD you this prison system needs reformed....<<<<calling Johnny Cochran>>>>> nphone:

Ok guys... can we please let Trey out now... if for no other reason than I really am sick of listening to the this^^^... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

[CaptLex]

Ok guys... can we please let Trey out now... if for no other reason than I really am sick of listening to the this^^^... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request . . . :bg:

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request . . . :bg:

[insert head clunk here] Com'n Lex, if you're gonna bust out the movie lines, at least spell them right. Acquiesce...

On the other hand, Trey's been awfully quiet there for a day now... what did you do to him? :blink:

[Kieron Andrew]

On the other hand, Trey's been awfully quiet there for a day now... what did you do to him? :blink:

Read the thread in the boys club titled 'Trey has left the building' lol

[Syr_SwitchyGQ]

I know, I know... he just usually seems to find his way to a computer regardless...

[ZenFrost]

I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request . . . :bg:

Oh ha ha.

[Kieron Andrew]

I know, I know... he just usually seems to find his way to a computer regardless...

nah the poor boy is gonna get withdrawals having no access lol

[CaptLex]

[insert head clunk here] Com'n Lex, if you're gonna bust out the movie lines, at least spell them right. Acquiesce...

I knew that word looked funny. Hey, I'm lucky I got "disinclined" right . . . there's no spell check on the ship. :p

On the other hand, Trey's been awfully quiet there for a day now... what did you do to him? :blink:

Sir Trey went on a hunger strike to protest his treatment in the brig - and then he passed out from hunger. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

[ZenFrost]

I knew that word looked funny. Hey, I'm lucky I got "disinclined" right . . . there's no spell check on the ship. :p

Then get a Mac! :winkp:

[Tobie]

I'm starting to feel rather despondent. *sniffles*

[Cai]

Then get a Mac! :winkp:

Or just get Firefox!

BTW, went comp games shopping with the roomie today - I don't want a mac anymore. You can't get any of the good games for Mac.

[ZenFrost]

Or just get Firefox!

BTW, went comp games shopping with the roomie today - I don't want a mac anymore. You can't get any of the good games for Mac.

Actually, you can run Windows (and Linux) on a Mac quite easily in several different ways so any games or software made for Windows will also run on a Mac.

[CaptLex]

Then get a Mac! :winkp:

But it's a pirate ship - a really old pirate ship. Oh never mind . . .

Okay, even I can't take the silence anymore - not to mention that lost look on Tiergan's face . . .

Okay, Kieron, unshackle Trey from the wall and let him out again. He must be weak from that diet of stale hardtack, jerky and barrel water. Put him back in his cabin, give him some rum and let his cabin boy tend to him. Let's hope he learned his lesson. :dry: