Drink in My cabin, Captain? I AM allowed to invite YOU unescorted, am I not?almost as good as yours:drink:
You KNOW you're not shipping THOSE hands out....come on, Seth is definitely a valuable asset...Can we work something out here, maybe? I mean, you ARE the Captain....and I am a man who is ALWAYS willing to cut a good deal....:coolp:but he'll have to shape up or he'll be shipped out.
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
But look what state you left the feather duster in, last time? :rolleyes:Originally Posted by SirTrey
Noo Yorkers....I am a man who is ALWAYS willing to cut a good deal....
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
The rehabilitative punishment I have in mind involves keeping you locked up in my cabin for a long spell - you can ask Ace about that as he finally finished his term (well, okay . . . he escaped, but he learned to keep his hot lips for the captain's use only). :bg: So I'm actually hoping you'll misbehave because that way no one will benefit from those talented hands except me.
Naughty Trey may be joining you on that island sooner than you think . . . unless he can charm his way out of it (methinks he can). :winkp:
Of course I don't need an escort, but it's against protocol to invite the captain to your cabin - you should wait to be ordered, er, I mean . . . invited to his. :DDrink in My cabin, Captain? I AM allowed to invite YOU unescorted, am I not?
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Nobody cuts a deal better than New Yorkers...and I am betting that the Captain and I can come to an understanding for just that reason....:DNoo Yorkers
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Seth... sea turtles, mate.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
I am thoroughlly SHOCKED that you think I am naughty!!Naughty Trey may be joining you on that island sooner than you think . . . unless he can charm his way out of it (methinks he can).
<<<Hands on head dramatically, sighing deeply>>> Yes, but you never invite Me to your cabin, Captain....Is it My breath? :blink:you should wait to be ordered, er, I mean . . . invited to his.
Those hands....I shall miss them <<<not really, Seth, but the drama goes over well with The Captain, so let a tear slide down your cheeks and play along>>>So I'm actually hoping you'll misbehave because that way no one will benefit from those talented hands except me.
Tiergan...I need you to comfort Me....wake up, man....how could you pass out at a time like this??? No more drinks for YOU, boy!!
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
I ain't asleep, I was feeding the sea turtles!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Forget the sea turtles, boy....and get back to this cabin....NOW!!!!!! Do I have to take the whip to your back AGAIN?? Hmmmm....I'm thinking the answer to that might be yes......I ain't asleep, I was feeding the sea turtles!
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
It's the Bud Lite, dude . . . gotta get rid of those first.
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Dude, we are Pirates...out to sea for months on end, rarely seeing fresh water or soap...I doubt My beer of choice is an issue....It's the Bud Lite, dude . . . gotta get rid of those first.You just don't like Me....<<<sniff, single tear rolls down My poor dejected cheek>>> (sigh)
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Lordy, what an actor . . .Dude, we are Pirates...out to sea for months on end, rarely seeing fresh water or soap...I doubt My beer of choice is an issue....
But I can't resist a handsome and charming man, even a drama queen . . . so why don't you come on in and join me in the hot tub? You don't have to bring anything [SIZE="1"](not even your bathing suit)[/SIZE], I have a private stash of Bacardi for me and special guests. :D
Tiergan, I think your Sir is gonna be a little busy for a while, so why don't you resume feeding those sea turtles . . . but I don't want to catch you strapping any to your feet. :nono:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
The rehabilitative punishment I have in mind involves keeping you locked up in my cabin for a long spell - you can ask Ace about that as he finally finished his term (well, okay . . . he escaped, but he learned to keep his hot lips for the captain's use only). :bg: So I'm actually hoping you'll misbehave because that way no one will benefit from those talented hands except me.
me misbehave, as if
I am a model cabin boy captain.. i have never strayed to far.. you know its Trey who tries to get me into trouble :D Leads me on with his flirting ways, how can a young boy resist!!??
[SIZE="2"]Life is so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
Where you're going to
You can't be sure
Of any situation
Something can change
Then you won't know
You ask yourself
Where do we go from here
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as I can see
I still don't know what this all means to me[/SIZE]
smashing pumpkins - Destination Unknown
*passes Trey a packet of mints*
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
<<<Taking a bow>>> Thank you, Captain!!Lordy, what an actor
Who? Moi? :redface:You're soooooo dramatic, even for a poof.
You think I'm handsome and charming?? Ooohhh...well, so are YOU, Sir! :yahoo:But I can't resist a handsome and charming man, even a drama queen
Confused.....I never wear clothes to a date....That needs to be specified???You don't have to bring anything (not even your bathing suit)
Yeah, baby, I am going to be out for a while (hopefully a long while)...so now would be a good chance for you to pull out the toothbrush and really clean My cabin....and don't miss the corners...I don't want to have to spank you and make you do it again!!Tiergan, I think your Sir is gonna be a little busy for a while:nono:
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Stop stealing my lines, or they will think you're a drama queen..
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
I wasn't trying to steal your line...LOL....I took four years of high school French....and it shows every now and then, comprenez-vous ?Stop stealing my lines, or they will think you're a drama queen..
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
That's what I'd like to teach you, young padawan - how to resist.me misbehave, as if
I am a model cabin boy captain.. i have never strayed to far.. you know its Trey who tries to get me into trouble :D Leads me on with his flirting ways, how can a young boy resist!!??It's for your own good, and it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you . . . [SIZE="1"](okay, who am I kidding?)[/SIZE]. :p
I know Trey is a corrupting influence, but just remember who can put you off this ship at any time and don't let your pretty little head (and talented hands
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Zut alors - comprendez?? :rolleyes:
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
pouvoir je participe alors lol
It's not that I can't SPELL, it's that I can't TYPE....LOLZut alors - comprendez??
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
A corrupting influence???? Resistance is futile, Seth....we both know it....just keep it under wraps, and it will be fine....The Captain won't put you out of the ship...Your hands are your weapon...The Captain cannot resist the lure of a seductive young cabin boy with gifts such as yours....and I am here to save you in a pinch....I promise!!I know Trey is a corrupting influence, but just remember who can put you off this ship at any time and don't let your pretty little head (and talented hands ) be swayed by his seductive charm. Resist!
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
That could be true . . . I may not put him off the ship and risk losing those gifted hands, but I can keep him all to myself.
Just so you know, Trey (and Seth) . . . the captain can get very possessive about treasure. And "not all treasure is silver and gold, mate". :raspp:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
well if you insist trey... ah wait No.. i have done it again..
[SIZE="2"]Life is so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
Where you're going to
You can't be sure
Of any situation
Something can change
Then you won't know
You ask yourself
Where do we go from here
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as I can see
I still don't know what this all means to me[/SIZE]
smashing pumpkins - Destination Unknown
Such a good boy!well if you insist trey ... ah wait No.. i have done it again..
I don't want to steal him, I just want to "borrow" him once in a while....:DJust so you know, Trey (and Seth) . . . the captain can get very possessive about treasure. And "not all treasure is silver and gold, mate".
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
borrow??? and who may you be borrowing me from? i dont like to be assigned to one person.Such a good boy!
I don't want to steal him, I just want to "borrow" him once in a while....:D
[SIZE="2"]Life is so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
Where you're going to
You can't be sure
Of any situation
Something can change
Then you won't know
You ask yourself
Where do we go from here
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as I can see
I still don't know what this all means to me[/SIZE]
smashing pumpkins - Destination Unknown
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