Nicki, I practically fell off my chair with the broom comment . . . 'cause it's true!
Awwww, BABY....You don't REALLY think Trey flirts with inanimate objects, do you? Why would I when there are so many tempting cabin boys and wenches aboard??....<<it isn't ME who has had odd stapler fetish conversations, ahem....but Lex and Tristan have...>>:D