That's easy! Golf!
1) Playing golf with breasts would help me keep my left arm straight resulting in more accurate shots
2) Hitting off the Ladies tees would start me off 10-20 yards closer to the green
3) I wouldn't be expected to hit 250 yard drives. As long as my outfit was cute and I hit it straight down the fairway, everyone would be very impressed
4) I could make believe that I didn't really want to take out my frustrations by crushing a golf ball; I could just hit it nice and gently....with love!
5) I could hit pink, yellow, and pale blue golf balls without people saying, "What are you? A girl?"
6) If I missed a putt because I didn't hit it hard enough, nobody would say, "Does your husband putt like that?"
7) Finally, after a long, hot round, I could just simply shower and unwind in the Ladies Locker Room.
I'm sorry, what was the question?
