OK, ladies, this is a fun thread, so let's not get too uptight...
What do you NOT do when crossdressed... You know, "guy" stuff that's unladylike.
I'll start: Do not fart out loud, just because it amuses the kids (for whatever reason, I have no idea)!
By the way, it does not have to be as vulgar as my opening example. You know, guy stuff that just doesn't go down well when crossdressed.
Have fun!
Last edited by Emily Anderson; 07-28-2008 at 06:23 PM.
Don't sit with your legs apart.....I see way too many of us girls revert to this position after 10-15 minutes of sitting on a couch or chair! (Myself included)
Kristen
Dont brag to your friends about the size of the brown trout you made in the water closet
Drumming, My other hobby
Dont get your Knickers in a twist
Its so uncomfortable
Be careful about what and where you scratch.
Jebus Chrimeney.Originally Posted by Carroll
Dont brag to your friends about the size of the brown trout you made in the water closet
I hereby propose that this thread be closed, no one is going to top this "Do Not" and especially the wording she used...
It takes a true Erin to be a pain in the assatar.
dont stand and pee next to a bush
Drumming, My other hobby
Don't belch and say "Not bad manners, just good beer".
Don't pick your nose.
Don't mine for for ear wax with your little finger, or any other implement for that matter.
Don't scratch - ANYWHERE!
Don't flip off the a-hole who just cut you off on the freeway.
Don't take man sized bites of food, and don't wolf it down, no matter how hungry you may be from dieting to get into that pair of tight jeans.
Don't drive a convertible with the top down fast enough for your wig to take flight and land on the windshield of the car behind you.
Last edited by TommiTN; 07-28-2008 at 08:23 PM.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Because bending over .
Check your anger. When the guy almost hits you with a car dont exchange profanity. For god sakes dont tell him you can screw his wife better than he can.
Business is the the art of extracting money from another mans wallet with out resorting to violence
9 out of 10 Dr say I'm sane. The 10th one never made it to the hearing. Did you know that California has drop bears ?
First a groom then a bride. Never again.
play air-drums in traffic.. lol
OK how bout -
Do not use your shirt as a kleenex or napkin.
If you must use the restroom, do NOT say what I always do in male mode - "I need to go shake hands with a good friend"
Do not make horrible gagging bark sounds in an attempt to cop up that loogie.
Do not rate your own bodily functions.
Do not make lwed remarks about what you would like to do with some woman who's jeans are "painted" on her butt.
For a group that knows so much about dressing pretty, we sure are educated about nasty habits too...
It takes a true Erin to be a pain in the assatar.
Chew copenhagen and then spit out the window of your truck.......
Lift your top and "get your tits out for the lads"...
Unless they,re real
DO NOT make farting noises squeezing your hand with your armpit!
DO NOT get out your pocket knife in public, and dig the gunk out of your fingernails!
Gawd, I bet we could come up with about a million of these! My boy-self is ashamed!
Peace and Love, Joanie
Ok,dip, snuff, chew ,chaw just aint cool as a girl
Business is the the art of extracting money from another mans wallet with out resorting to violence
9 out of 10 Dr say I'm sane. The 10th one never made it to the hearing. Did you know that California has drop bears ?
First a groom then a bride. Never again.
oh thyne cup shall over runist on this bit of type of advise..... . mercy !! it could boggele the mind and never end..
hugs davida
Don't adjust your breasts in front of anyone.
Ladies have a GREAT time!
Smile GOD LOVES you!!!
GOD BLESS US ALL!!!
AMY Hepker
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I'LL BE ME
AND YOU BE YOU
Don't reach under your skirt to scratch the boys.
Well I definitely dont go to the loo standing! and I try not to bend over ,ie prefer to squat down which is more ladylike.And yes I agree a lady always keeps her legs together when sitting.I love sitting crosslegged which when in guy mode I rarely do.
Pattie O
Last edited by Pattie O; 07-28-2008 at 07:49 PM.
Most things I wouldn't do while dressed are my male chores like cleaning the garage, washing the car, cleaning the toilet, or worse yet, plunging a stopped up toilet. I wouldn't work at my job while dressed mainly because my skirt might get caught in machinery. There are probably other things that I would find repulsive while dressed but for now this is all I can think of. Luv andJill
Luv and
Straight, into Fantasy Land
SPIT!!! I keep forgetting that!!
OK, now I'm floored! You didn't really just say that, I hope?
Old bad habits are really really really hard to break especially when your as comfortable out as I am.... lol
PHOOOMMMMmmmm.... Oppsie....
You're just going to have to post a pic...
But on second thoughts, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Get your picture taken with an engaged couple....she posted it on the website for her wedding. 20 pictures of her with horses and then that! Me, her, him and another friend that has disappeared (Australian boyfriends are apparently dangerous).
Brina
