This won't quaify as a "funny" story, but I will tell it anyway. I get a manicure/pedicure every two weeks. Since I sell insurance primarily to senior citizens my finger nails are always a pale pink. However, my toes are always something bright and showy. I do wear open toe sandals everywhere except when I am selling!
Two pedicures ago I had my toes done in a sparkling green! I was walking over to the drying machine when this lady leaped out her spa chair and came running over to me. "Sir," she said, "I really love the color of your toes! Would you mind telling me what color that is so I can use it?" I had brought the bottle into the salon myself, and didn't actually know the name. I told the lady she could use my bottle, and told my nail tech to let the other tech use it. The lady customer told me that she had seen me in there before and that I always had very pretty toes! The really funny thing is she never commented on the fact that I was wearing a skirt and very low cut top over my bra, along with medium heeled open toe sandals! Of course, as is usual with me, no wig and only some lipstick for makeup!
