I noticed something, as well.
If you're trying to look like a woman, do not wear a muted pink bra, sky blue blouse, flowered skirt, and red heels while you're seductively hanging off your desk chair. I know that you're doing what you can with what you got, but no woman would ever dress like that.
It's not always about how much you physically resemble a woman. Most of the time, it's just about whether you look like you're pretending or believing that you're a girl.
Also, never fart. Girls don't fart. Everyone knows that.
