I remember being mildly offended by the "I'm totally straight" crowd around here, but lately I'm beginning to understand that a married man may have a genuine need to proclaim himself a red blooded vagina lover.

His wife (excuse me, SO) may need that little extra display of manliness after watching her hubby swish around all day.

Which brings me to my point. Just because you're NOT gay, doesn't mean you're straight. My beautiful friend Niya is definitely not gay, but straight wouldn't be the first word I use to describe her. She's bent just like the rest of us.

Some girls are into men, some into women and some are into other trannies, but there is just NO way you can enjoy wearing a short dress and heels, and be "straight" at the same time. Straight men just don't want to behave like women.

Before anyone takes offense, I'm NOT saying you're gay or should be. I'm just saying that however you identify, you're hardly straight.

-Misty