My first time going to a t-girl party at a bar in Philadelphia, while looking for a parking spot I stopped momentarily in a spot I knew was probably too close to the corner but I just stopped to apply some makeup.
Patrol car pulls next to me looks and then pulls away. I pull out to find a legal spot and pass him, he of course pulls out behind me and follows a few blocks. I come up to a red light and want to turn right, look for a "No Turn on Red Sign" don't see one, make the turn, and red light go flashing! Darn!.
I pull over, only thing missing is my wig, but I have on my make up, nails, earrings, and female attire. He says: I know you know I was behind you why did you turn right on red? I say I didn't see any sign and I look for one, plus I was nervous you were behind me. He says license and registration. I'm sweating it out in the car but play it cool, he comes back says "You really didn't see the sign?" I say no officer, he says, be careful and lets me go. No word of my CDing. Cool guy!