I got to thinking about those of us currently closeted gals who feel we need to remain so for our own various reasons, and what physical and personality traits we may all possess that cause us to more easily avoid suspicion about our dressing activities. And as such, if we did come out to those close to us, how might they react?
In my case, it might go as follows:
"You're a crossdresser? But ... but you're ..."
- Fat
- Really tall
- You eat like a horse
- You smoke cigars
- You're kind of a slob
- You're boisterous
- You have road rage
- You yell at the TV during football and hockey
- You're a right-wing loudmouth
- You like trains
- You're often not discreet when passing gas
Yes, all this is true. But sometimes a fella needs a little break from these things.
Or to put it more simply, "Mongo like crossdressing!"