I am at least 21 when I buy liquor.
I am at least 59 when there is a senior discount.
I am under 35 if I am applying for an outside sales position.
I am under 18 if my date is only 16.
I am under 18 if I commit a felony.
I am over 45 if I am trying to join the Marines.
I am under 45 if I am applying for health insurance.
I am 17 if I am entering an age bracket tennis tournament.
I am over 65 if I am filling a prescription.
I am 24 if I am going back to college.
I am over 65 if get an AARP discount
I am over 65 when I am filing taxes
Ok, ok...I am between 45 and 50 and two thirds, but I look 35, make love like I’m 19, and act like I am 16.
there, all better...
