You would be fine in the description they mention
SUGARCREEK TOWNSHIP, Ohio - A man clad in a women's swimsuit allegedly harassed lakegoers and exposed himself, Ohio police said.

Police arrested 41-year-old Kevin L. Miller Monday after disturbances in a Sugarcreek Township, Ohio neighborhood.

Prosecutor Ron Lewis said Miller swam into the Little Miami River to chase two women who were canoeing and chased two juveniles who had visited an ice cream shop. Lewis also said Miller also partially exposed himself while wearing the swimsuit.

Miller was charged with five counts of public indecency and three counts of menacing.

He pleaded not guilty and remained in jail on a $10,000 bond.

Of course why would the news team say any actual details, just don't go chasing any icecream shop goers and you should be good