How about the town clown. You know, the old retired geezer that everybody knows, that likes to wander up and down main street, joking with all the shop owners, teezing the ladies, and having himself a rip-roaring good time. I have all the qualifications, and can add a very unusual dimension to the job with some ante-bellum and Victorian era outfits if desired. Will need a good social security package, however if I am to provide all the necessary clothing.
Looking forward to wearing all those great period dresses and things. Wow parasols in the summer, muffs in the winter, corsets, etc.
Let me know if there is an opening
regards
Veronica
