I Have a CONFESSION to Make . . . .

[Anne2345]

I have a similar confession....but a different species. Please don't be alarmed, Anne, but I have always dreamed of being a beautiful and statuesque red-tailed hawk. They are bigger than their male counterparts, soar effortlessly for hours on the thermals rising from the Great Plains, and have incredibly acute vision. Besides, they are pretty much at the top of their food chain.

But hawks eat squirrels, Kim!!!

And I thought all of this time you were my friend!!! I could even see us going out to dinner next time I visit Texas! I never thought, though, that I would be your dinner!!!

[kimdl93]

But hawks eat squirrels, Kim!!!

And I thought all of this time you were my friend!!! I could even see us going out to dinner next time I visit Texas! I never thought, though, that I would be your dinner!!!

Remember the old story about the vixen and the gingerbread girl? Well, I promise you I'll get you safely to the other side of the river...promise....really, you can trust me

[Sara Jessica]

Holy s#^*, I think Anne is really a Furrie!!!



(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[Nicole Erin]

I was gonna post something really snarky but I got to thinking it over and decided -
Well, OK be a squirrel. You are not the first here - Remember Zenith?

I mean I will make my own shocking and horrible confession -
I want to be our dog - that SOB has it made! eat, sleep, crap on the sidewalk where people walk, lick his own privates...
I would REALLY want to be my V.R. avatar - she can do all that PLUS she is pretty. Well she dumps in a toilet...

There are worse things to want to be anyways -

Honda Civic drivers who want to be racers. This is the arch enemy of the squirrel.
Scrawny white kids who want to be gangsters and act like they is from da hood.
Out of shape people who wear ill fitting clothing who want to be sexy.

So wanting to be a squirrel isn't so extreme