I was gonna post something really snarky but I got to thinking it over and decided -
Well, OK be a squirrel. You are not the first here - Remember Zenith?
I mean I will make my own shocking and horrible confession -
I want to be our dog - that SOB has it made! eat, sleep, crap on the sidewalk where people walk, lick his own privates...
I would REALLY want to be my V.R. avatar - she can do all that PLUS she is pretty. Well she dumps in a toilet...
There are worse things to want to be anyways -
Honda Civic drivers who want to be racers. This is the arch enemy of the squirrel.
Scrawny white kids who want to be gangsters and act like they is from da hood.
Out of shape people who wear ill fitting clothing who want to be sexy.
So wanting to be a squirrel isn't so extreme
