Sara,
As you know my elephant is now free roaming our house and yard, since the entire extended family knows. Yet, it seems as if no one outside the family has a clue. Strange because I fully shave my body, have painted toe nails and wear ear rings all the time. But, no one at my golf club or other groups has ever said a thing. I just got back from 3 weeks in Scotland and the first thing I did was totally shave my body again and had a mani and pedi. Then I went to a reunion of lifeguards, wearing shorts and no a word or inkling from any one. Including my wonderful wife. Do I worry about the elephant breaking free? Sure. I think one of these day the elephant will jump in my pool and make a wave so big it will knock down the walls and run wild. In the mean time I'll try to keep the elephant happy and well fed. And hold my breath.
I have some free time from the end of October to the middle of November. Maybe you can come on down and leave your elephant at home as mine will cover us both.
