Blame me for injecting politics.
I absolutely in no way want to ever be treated like a woman. I want to get paid what the job's worth. I want to be able to choose my own health care practices. I don't want my spouse to tell me what to think or how to vote. I want to ride a bike that's structurally stable rather than a bike that's modified to accomodate a dress (didn't see that coming, did you?). I want to be accepted as attractive no matter what my size is. I want my feelings to matter. I want my opinion to mean something. I want to be acknowledged as a sentient being.
I'll stop there. I have problems with the phrase "treat like a woman", like women should be treated differently than anybody else. We should always treat people with respect and dignity. We should always listen to their concerns, and we should always offer a helping hand. Your gender is irrelevant in all of these things.
whowhatwhen: My wife and I often talk about our non-missionary lights-on adventures, since that's mostly what we do (we both find missionary boring, and we both want to see the other person)