Lemme get this straight - you are actually able to sleep with all that stuff on??! Even breast forms??! Aside from certain medieval instruments of torture, I can't think of anything less comfortable to sleep in. Ugh.

As for the issue of being "busted," you clearly do not seem too concerned about it, and (based upon your actions) actually seem to invite it by placing yourself in circumstances practically designed to increase the "risk" of being caught. Sooooo, why not just step up to the plate, shelve pretense altogether, and just own it outright? I mean, this IS what you want right?! Because if it isn't, you're doing this wrong, you know?

Oh, and one last thing - if you are dead set on sleeping en femme, you know you can purchase some really nice, and really comfortable, women's sleep wear, right? But on second thought, maybe that's not something your father needs to see. Of course, there is always the bleach-the-ole-eyeballs trick Jorja wrote about if things get a little too risqué . . . .