OK, this is really just stereotypes, but here goes...
I fail at being a man because:
- I don't care about sports. (Actually, I fail at being a Canadian because I hate hockey...)
- I don't care about cars.
- I don't care about beer, and I don't find stories about how drunk someone got last weekend entertaining.
- I can't do household repairs to save my life.
- I hate action movies.
- I find women much more interesting than men. At social gatherings where the sexes separate for whatever reason, I prefer to talk to women.